Megan Fox is Married
Millions of nerd virgins who never had a chance died inside when it was announced that Megan Fox finally married David Silver Brian Austin Green this weekend in Hawaii. Some are wishing death on Brian and most are calling Megan damaged goods. Because you see, that’s what happens when women get married. *They turn into ogres and their vaginas crumble to pieces like they’d just met eyes with Medusa. [*Dungeons & Dragons]
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Taylor Momsen is Inappropriate
Here’s Taylor Momsen performing on the Warped Tour this weekend. Taylor Momsen is most famous for her role as…somebody, I have no idea and don’t care enough to look it up…on “Gossip Girl.” She’s also 16 years old. 16. And she’s smoking cigarettes and dressed like a hooker flashing her panties on stage. I live in Las Vegas and this is even “too skanky” for many of their strip clubs. She’d only be able to work the pole at one of our seedier strip clubs which are, shall we say, further down the trough. On another note, wouldn’t it be embarrassing to be her bandmates? They’re a bunch of considerably older dudes trying to look hardcore, but they have a teeny bopper female as their lead singer. The only way it could be more embarrassing is if they were sponsored by Tampax.
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Keywords: Hot, Sexy, Taylor Momsen, Underwear, Upskirt
Kelly Brook is in a Bikini, Disgustingly Perfect
Here’s Kelly Brook in Barbados doing what Kelly Brook does. It must be nice to have a job which mainly consists of walking around half naked and giving men painful erections. I tried it once, but it turns out taking money to kick men in the crotch at my local adult theater wasn’t nearly as lucrative as I thought it would be.
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LiLo Goes Reality Show
Lindsay Lohan had decided to do a reality show after years without a serious movie contract and surrounded by bottles of alcohol. Her mother, Dina, hopes that her new show will give people clues that her family is not that crazy.
“I want to prove that we are a good, hardworking family and we don’t have the crazy lives that some people claim we do. The show will feature my kids, and Lindsay will also appear in some episodes, although she’s very busy filming and promoting her fashion lines. We’re discussing a deal with a major network.”
I just hope Lindsay doesn’t get upset and punch the cameramen on their face because they are following her everywhere. You better get use to it, LiLo. Don’t drink while filming.
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WWE: This is Where You Find Women Fight for Life
If you one of the WWE’s lovers, you must know each fighter under the ring. There must be many, but I bet you can simply recognize the women: Tamina, Natalya, Alicia Fox, Maryse Ouellet, Eve Torres, and Gail Kim. I can imagine how you love them, how you adore the fighting spirit, the move, the scream, the cleavage, the costume… but, have you ever once adored them for what they do? I mean, it’s kinda big mirror how a woman (who could be a mom) fights for life. Uh, sorry for being so philosophical this time, but I mean it.
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Keywords: Alicia Fox, Boobs, Eve Torres, Gail Kim, Hot, Maryse Ouellet, Natalya, Sexy, Tamina
Miley Cyrus is Slutty
Miley Cyrus performed this weekend at an annual porn convention to promote her “Teen Hookers in Pedo Paradise 2″ DVD. That seemed totally believable, didn’t it? Really, here she is at the Much Music awards. When asked for comment her hymen said, “Miley and I broke up a long time ago.”
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Annalynne McCord’s Sister Slips a Nipple
Annalynne McCord and her sister, Angel, staged a little photo-op in Miami this weekend. For some reason they swapped bikinis in the ocean which ended up tricking people into thinking that the nipple slip which eventually happened featured Annalynne’s nipple when it was really her sister’s nipple. It’s pretty easy to tell these two apart so I’m not sure why so many people were fooled here. See, Annalynne is the one who looks like a buck toothed character from The Dark Crystal who’s been in a concentration camp for 5 years. Her sister is the one who looks semi-human and who doesn’t have the Grim Reaper and vultures hovering over her. However, they’re both gross and probably have sex with each other. Enjoy…
A few of these are NSFW:
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Keywords: Annalynne Mccord, Bikini, Nipple Slip, Nsfw, Sexy Hot
Rihanna Slips Her Crotch, is Frightening
Rihanna let a little something slip while performing. I’m not exactly sure when this was, and I know we’ve seen her completely naked before, but here’s this picture anyway. If anyone needs me I’ll be cowering under my bed because Grace Jones scares me and Grace Jones look alikes scare me even more. She looks like she’d rip out my uterus and eat it on stage and that’s not what I had in mind when I inquired about an abortion, thank you.
Click for uncensored NSFW pic:
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