
Here are more pictures from the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show which won’t air on television until next month. Out of the hundreds available, I picked out the ones I thought were the most artistic and newsworthy. And by that I mean, I squinted at the thumbnails and saved the naked looking ones as I unknowingly drank an expired Naked Juice. While I projectile vomit and have another near death experience, please enjoy the following:
Keywords: Hot, Marissa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Victorias Secret

Frederique Van Der Wal used to be my favorite Victoria’s Secret model. Growing up I figured if I stared at her pictures long enough and wished hard enough I’d eventually bud some boobs and bod like hers. Didn’t work. Anyway, when she retired, Heidi Klum took over, and I wished for her boobs and bod. Still didn’t work. It doesn’t matter because I was elected “The Only Human Who’s Ever Mattered Ever” today, and Fred/Heidi have a lovely new ingenue by the name of Candice.
She has labia.
Keywords: Candice Swanepoel, Heidi Klum, Victorias Secret