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If Victoria Beckham Ever Leaves Her Heels

Victoria and David Beckham were spotted pampering their boys in Beverly Hills Pinkberry store (April 23).

Ah, Beckham was gorgeous in casual look. As sporty as always. And the boys were just like their father.

Victoria? She’s cute in sheer top and skinny jeans. But, eh! Not in one occasion I’ve ever seen her without heels. Thousands heels I believe she keeps in her house. But how many pairs of sneakers she owns?

I often wonder if there’s a sportswear company to promote their footwear product with Victoria as the icon… A-ha! That would be sooooo impossibly great!

If Victoria Beckham Ever Leaves Her Heels

David Beckham left the LA Galaxy for a five month stint to go play for AC Milan because he said Italy’s standard of play was higher than America’s. When Beckham returned to L.A. for his first game against his former teammates, AC Milan, he hugged some of the Milan players and shook hands. LA Galaxy fans threw roses on the field and welcomed Beckham back with open arms. No, not really.

Worse than that, David’s pig nosed waif wife and that jackass, Tom Cruise, were in the stands. I think it’s amazing how Posh Spice was successful in changing her ethnicity. If being a black girl is fashionable, you better believe Victoria Beckham will jump on that bandwagon. I’m going to start mailing Victoria mocked-up Vogue and W magazines over the next couple months with nothing but invisible people in it and articles about how being invisible is incredibly chic, but only the most elite multi-millionaires have been able able to sport this latest and hottest new trend. Then I’ll send her the secrets on how to do it, and it’ll involve hard to get items like giraffe urine and elephant semen and how to apply it to your skin and make them into drinkable shakes. Because while I won’t be successful in making her disappear, I will have tried, which is more than I can say for you guys. Time to step up your game.

Nobody Likes the Beckhams, Except Tom Cruise

Images via Daily Mail

Posh Spice took her kids to Universal Studios a few days ago wearing her trademark ridiculous looking shoes. We all know she’s a midget, so I don’t know why she thinks it’s necessary to keep wearing stilts. She’s not fooling anyone. If she doesn’t stop soon she’ll be confined to a wheelchair by the time she’s 50. Not that it will stop her from looking stupid. She’ll probably put square wheels on the wheelchair. “They’re … Christian …… Louboutin … wheels…” she’ll be heard saying as she thumps her way down the red carpet.