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Taylor Momsen is Inappropriate

Here’s Taylor Momsen performing on the Warped Tour this weekend. Taylor Momsen is most famous for her role as…somebody, I have no idea and don’t care enough to look it up…on “Gossip Girl.” She’s also 16 years old. 16. And she’s smoking cigarettes and dressed like a hooker flashing her panties on stage. I live in Las Vegas and this is even “too skanky” for many of their strip clubs. She’d only be able to work the pole at one of our seedier strip clubs which are, shall we say, further down the trough. On another note, wouldn’t it be embarrassing to be her bandmates? They’re a bunch of considerably older dudes trying to look hardcore, but they have a teeny bopper female as their lead singer. The only way it could be more embarrassing is if they were sponsored by Tampax.

Too bad, there’s no photo of her eat the hard tiles. That would really make my day. Where were the papparazis when we needed them? Paris surely needs a lot more carbohydrates. She is too skinny to have parties, here, there, and everywhere. Even her dress almost slipped off of her body (photos below). Gain some weight and bulk up, Paris. There are many parties to come!