Britney Spears Sexually Harassed Her Bodyguard

A.K.A. Britney Spears is disgusting, Part 7,587. Britney’s favorite bodyguard is the latest in a long line of people who’ve quit working for her claiming she’s a friggin’ nightmare. The Sun reports:

Ex-cop FERNANDO FLORES, 29, stormed out after allegedly facing a series of bizarre come-ons. He told pals Britney, 28, often paraded naked in front of him and beckoned him into her bedroom. He is now considering suing her. A pal revealed yesterday: “She was always giving him the come on and he felt if he didn’t reciprocate he could lose his job. He finally handed in his notice last week and is considering legal action.” The friend added: “Working for Britney is tough. She’s a nightmare to deal with and her emotions are totally out of control.” “She runs round the house naked and yelling at staff.“”

“The last straw came when Britney’s dad JAMIE - who is in legal control of her and can hire and fire staff - kicked off after she left her Los Angeles home without underwear. Last month Jamie banned his daughter from going out without a bra and told her security team to enforce the rule. She was then pictured leaving a Hollywood restaurant without wearing knickers. The source revealed: “It was embarrassing to tell her to put on underwear. Some guys would do it but others were too ashamed. “Jamie went mental when he saw the pictures and Fernando was made the fall guy. He was not fired but told he was to blame. He had had enough.”"

These stories about Britney have been going on for over half a decade and they’ve been proven with countless pictures. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve seen Britney’s huge vagina and her sloppy breasts. She’s so vile that her nudity disgusts and offends people to the point where they run away and want to sue her for making them look at her. I’m no military expert, but I think dropping several million naked photos of Britney on the Middle East just might be the way to win the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

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Thank God Tila Tequila is Wearing Underwear

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