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Jessica Simpson is Still Trying Too Hard
Jessica Simpson’s annoying ass sang the National Anthem at the AT&T National PGA Golf Tournament in Bethesda, Maryland today. It’s a good thing she was respectful and wore this classy dress and didn’t unhinge her giant jaw to deepthroat the microphone this time. She really toned it down. And don’t mind those big, hard nipples she has there. Those were necessary to cast shadows on her feet. Sunny day. Don’t want sunburned toes. See, she’s a functional whore.
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(Thanks, Rob)
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Keywords: Jessica Simpson, Tiger Woods, Tony Romo
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