
I love Tiger Woods. I love when he juggles the golf ball with his golf stick on Nike’s ad. I love the way he swung his golf sticks. And now I hate to hear that Tiger Woods might never return on his peak performance.
A source revealed that Tiger Woods will miss the remainder of the golf season due to the injuries he suffered during the U.S Open. The problem is reportedly a bulging disk in his upper back which caused the pain he experienced beginning around the 3rd round of the tournament.
The end is near for Tiger Woods? It could be. So many problems happened to a champ like Tiger. A car crash, sexy women who revealed to the media that they had been banged by Tiger Woods, and now his injuries. A normal person will find it hard to face situations like these. I look at Mike Tyson who got slumped and never return. If I were him, I’ll try to stay away from sexy women and focus on my injury treatment. Sexy women often to deliver pain to you and your wallet.
Best of luck for Tiger Woods!
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Rachel Uchitel was spotted at an airport in Mexico (May 5) and paparazzi just knew which angles would make the best photos.
Damn! Rachel Uchitel has become a celeb only in few days. No need to appear in more films to gain popularity, b*tch! By the way, how many movies she’s starred in? Well, this kind of Rachel just knows how to gain free publicity. Busting figure and braless appearance are obsolete since many celebs have done that. Get it? Yup, by having affair with married men. Sucks!
Keywords: David Boreanas, Rachel Uchitel, Boobs, Hot, Sexy, Tiger Woods

Nobody cannot resist when a woman as hot as Rachel Uchitel asks you to join her in bed. Nobody! Even if you have a wife. Even if you realize that in the end, the woman you laid with has a proof that you had slept with her and threatens to open it to the media if you don’t give her what she demands. Her body so HOT! Her boobs so AWESOME! And her cameltoe so FINE! Such a girl to die for.
After got laid with ashamed golfer, Tiger Woods, and scored a mega-million dollar payout from the golfer, now a tough guy like David Boreanas has become her recent target, according to RadarOnline.com. The mistress had contacted Gloria Allred, who was her attorney that successfully made Tiger Woods open his vault and took over his golf-money, and threatened to go to various media outlets.
The Bones star said, “I was associated with a woman who I was involved with and had a relationship with. She asked for money. I felt as though I was being blackmailed or there was some sort of extortion.”
For your information, Boreanaz’s wife Jaime Bergman was pregnant at the time of the affair. He was also phoning her while his wife was giving birth.
Rachel Uchitel rocks! Soon, she will be a (smokin’ hot) multi-million dollar woman. Such a smart woman who knows how to make money with less energy.
Keywords: David Boreanas, Gloria Allred, Jaime Bergman, Rachel Uchitel, Bikini, Boobs, Cameltoe, Hot, Sexy, Tiger Woods

Apologies for being gone so long, but shit happens. I missed you more.
I’ve received your messages asking me to weigh in on this Tiger Woods saga, but I don’t have it in me to post every time a new hooker announces Tiger is one of her clients, so my thoughts on all of this will be limited to this one post, at least for now. So here goes…
Tiger Woods is a goofy looking dork who would not have scored any of this good looking tail in his lifetime unless he paid for it or had enough money to attract it. He’s not even charming or witty unless he’s reading a script. Bottom line is he’s a doofus with a billion dollars who’s doing what any uncharismatic goober would do … he’s getting as much as he can before his hot Swedish wife renders him ‘only’ a millionaire sans endorsements.
In other news, here’s Nicole Kidman at the NINE premiere Tuesday night with white crap all over her face. She went on a rant about Castro and Sosa. Then she went on asking if people would say hello to her little friend, and then it reached a new uncomfortable level when she was hugging and kissing her dead, half naked seester. She’s nuts, that Nicole. Tom’s fault.
Keywords: Nicole Kidman, Tiger Woods