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Sienna Miller and Jude Law Don’t Need No More Nanny

Gossip whispers there’s a small disagreement between the reunite-couple Sienna Miller and Jude Law. It was when they had a night out at London’s Shoreditch House earlier this week.

It’s been four years since they broke up in 2006 after revelations that Jude had cheated on Sienna with his children’s nanny. Now it seems Sienna has changed her mind and probably thinks about a marriage. But I believe that there will be a condition Sienna firstly proposes before the “Yes, I do” day: No NANNY HIRED. See? That’s what actually they debated on that London’s night out. LOL!

Sienna Miller and Jude Law Don't Need No More Nanny

And while she was initially selling a 2010 trip to South Africa that included World Cup tickets, a safari and a meet-and-greet with Nelson Mandela, she raised the stakes when bidding stalled at $37,000, far below the $280,000 Jeremy Piven had just raised. “For f*** sake! You can do better,” she tells attendees. “There is no way I am leaving here with Jeremy Piven getting a higher bid. I’ve got t**** for God’s sake.”To sweeten the pot, she offered up a 7-second kiss for $130,000 to a male bidder. “Swine flu is going around. This is high risk kissing!” she told him. After one man bid $135,000, a woman upped the stakes to $140,000 — ascending the stage for a 20-second smooch as the audience counted down.

I know this happened last week, but it’s going up anyway because it’s a great follow for this Sienna Miller post. See, like Sienna, Charlize Theron is also a model turned actress. Sienna acts like herself, Charlize turns herself into an ugly serial killer. Charlize kisses girls to benefit charity, Sienna has sex with other people’s husbands to benefit herself. Charlize wins Academy Awards, Sienna wins trips to the abortion clinic. A better picture of these two would be a pegasus standing at the end of a rainbow in a beautiful meadow and the dump she just took steaming in the grass nearby.

Charlize Theron Kisses Girls for Charity

New York Times reviewer Ben Brantley, the most influential on Broadway, while confessing that he was initially ‘rooting’ for Ms Miller, wrote: ‘If Julie is written as clashing chords of conflicted impulses, Ms. Miller plays them like a novice at a piano, plunking down each note loudly and individually.’

But, ultimately, Brantley’s praise is limited to Miller’s “good diction, good posture and great legs. Commendable as these attributes are, they are of limited use in portraying a tautly wound, death-courting neurotic who is eaten alive by her own demons.”

Terry Teachout, theatre critic for the Wall Street Journal also stuck the knife in. He said: ‘A model turned second-tier movie star, all she does is stalk around the stage striking vampy poses… she has no more business playing a classic stage role than I have posing for the cover of Vogue.’

Slightly more approving is Michael Kuchwara, who for the Associated Press also notes that Miller “looks sensational: blonde hair done up in a quintessential 1940s ‘do, her trim figure wrapped in a pert floral print dress that shows off her great legs. The very model of a seducer awaiting to commence seduction … And there is a relentless quality to Sienna Miller’s performance, not terribly subtle or vulnerable, but compelling in its obsessiveness.”

It was good of all of these reviewers to state the obvious as their last resort when struggling to say something nice. I would have added something like, “Sienna looked surprisingly less trashy than normal giving her an almost saint-like quality.” Or “Sienna was almost unrecognizable without somebody else’s husband attached to her vagina.” Or “Sienna who?”