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Britney Spears is Still a Skanky Mess
Britney Spears changed into three different ill-fitting outfits during one shopping trip, but still couldn’t manage to wash her face or run a comb through her natty dreadlocks. The last time this raggedy trashpile ran around unshowered and constantly changing clothes she ended up shaving her head, so hopefully she’s building up to that again. Britney is only entertaining when she’s retarded and gross. When she’s doped up on Lithium she’s about as fun to watch as those Sarah McLachlan animal cruelty commercials.
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Keywords: Britney Spears, Side Boob
Kim Kardashian is White Trash
Kim, I realize this is unfamiliar territory, but you don’t need to try this hard to attract a white guy. They’re not all cooking meth in shacks with washing machines on their porches and broken down IROCs on their front lawns. While your drastic measures are appreciated, they’re really not necessary.
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Rihanna Has Breasts, is Not Michael Jackson
I’m totally late posting today because I turned on the Michael Jackson memorial and slept through 90% of it because it was so mind numbingy boring and weird. Then I was so tired from napping I napped some more. Then I woke up and the memorial was replaying on every channel again, so I fell asleep again. The only exciting part was how absolutely creepy Michael Jackson’s family still is and all their acting and posturing while wearing matching white, sequined gloves. Which, by the way, was hilarious. Michael’s casket was gold plated, so grave robbers will probably dig it up soon and steal it like it’s ancient Egypt and Michael is some kind of pharaoh.
I’m too lazy to go digging up pictures from the memorial, so here are Rihanna and her tits in Vegas this weekend. Rihanna’s somewhat topical because she dated a Michael Jackson impersonator by the name of Chris Brown who beat the shit out of her. Get it? Beat it? And now we’ve come full circle. Stick with me, kids. I’ll take ya places.
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Keywords: Boobs, Michael Jackson, Rihanna, Side Boob
Lindsay Lohan is Almost Naked Again
Lindsay Lohan is in Maui walking around in a bikini picking her butt and posing for paparazzi. Where the hell is this, anyway? Aren’t there beaches in Maui? This looks like some random, grassy knoll off the side of a road somewhere. She wouldn’t want to potentially blend in and go unnoticed at a public beach. Better off looking like a homeless, albino, street hooker crackwhore. Rawrr.
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Keywords: Ali Lohan, Bikini, Boobs, Lindsay Lohan, Side Boob
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