

Rumors have been swirling that Reese Witherspoon is pregnant based on these pictures of her taken on March 26 and March 28. Supposedly she’s sporting some sort of belly pooch which is barely noticeable, but sorta there. I find this hard to believe since the father would be Jake Gyllenhaal and he’s rumored to be a big ol’ queer. Then again, Tom Cruise somehow managed to get Katie Holmes pregnant and everyone knows he has no interest in vagina whatsoever, unless it’s to make it join his cult, but even then it’s all business. The only penetration happening there is a pen inserted to sign on the dotted line.
Keywords: Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon