This photoshoot is old, but I need filler, so here’s Rebecca Romijn – before she married and divorced John Stamos, and before she married and had twins with this parasol carrying pansy. This must have been the reason she divorced John Stamos – because John wouldn’t let Rebecca emasculate him in public. I picture Rebecca and Jerry’s honeymoon photos to include Jerry in fishnet stockings and vacuuming while Rebecca clutches her remote and watches SportsCenter.
Jerry O’Connell and Rebecca Romijn got married and these wedding pictures are gayer than gay. This looks pretty much exactly like Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi’s wedding, except even Ellen wouldn’t be gay enough to carry a parasol to shade her bride. Ellen is all man, baby.