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Annalynne McCord’s Sister Slips a Nipple

Annalynne McCord and her sister, Angel, staged a little photo-op in Miami this weekend. For some reason they swapped bikinis in the ocean which ended up tricking people into thinking that the nipple slip which eventually happened featured Annalynne’s nipple when it was really her sister’s nipple. It’s pretty easy to tell these two apart so I’m not sure why so many people were fooled here. See, Annalynne is the one who looks like a buck toothed character from The Dark Crystal who’s been in a concentration camp for 5 years. Her sister is the one who looks semi-human and who doesn’t have the Grim Reaper and vultures hovering over her. However, they’re both gross and probably have sex with each other. Enjoy…

A few of these are NSFW:

Annalynne McCord's Sister Slips a Nipple

I’ve been sitting on this draft for several days, partly because I’ve been sick for two weeks and mostly because Rihanna is lame. I know I’m supposed to think she’s some sort of hero because her gay boyfriend beat up her face and the tabloids got excited about it, and she indulged the paparazzi with a back-together photo-op at P-Shitty’s house in Miami, and then broke up with Chris Brown again under pressure, and is now trying to be some sort of hero, even though she’s still so fucking lame. And so am I for talking about this crap, I know.

I hope she was joking here because I laughed hard:

That was the friendliest headline I could come up with for Amy Winehouse and her dumb looking breast implants, and their stretch marks, and her scarred nipples with their deadened nerves which can’t feel the exposure to the air, thus forcing us to look at those things - in addition to everything else that’s visually disgusting about her. Other headline options were “You Probably Did Something Bad to Deserve This, so I’m Not Sorry,” and “What’s Grosser Than Gross?”

Most of these are probably NSFW: