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Madonna is a Nuisance
Madonna is being sued by one of her neighbors because she’s turned her Central Park apartment into a disco. AP reports:
“Karen George, of Manhattan, lives above Madonna in a building on Central Park. She said in a lawsuit filed Friday against the building’s co-op board that the Material Girl is using her apartment as a rehearsal studio, forcing neighbors to endure “blaring music, stomping and shaking walls,” for up to three hours each day. George complained about “unreasonably high-decibel, amplified music” and vibrations pouring through walls, ceilings and radiators. The building’s board says it has already threatened to evict Madonna. Madonna’s representatives didn’t immediately respond to a request for comment.”
The thought of Madonna’s vibrations pouring through my walls, ceilings and radiators might have been hot a while ago, but now it’s terrifying. However, in Madonna’s defense, that woman shouldn’t have opened the puzzle box. Time to play, Karen George.
Madonna nude back in 1979 B.C. (NSFW):
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October 5th, 2009
Madonna and Lady GaGa Do SNL, Badly
You probably embarrassed yourself this weekend and made everyone around you feel uncomfortable, but you can take the gun out of your mouth and pass it along because Madonna and Lady GaGa were much, much worse.
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July 28th, 2009
Madonna’s Dirty Talk is For Sale
Gotta Have It! auction house is auctioning off intimate and erotic faxes and tapes of answering messages Madonna left her boyfriend James Albright back in the early ’90s. Madonna is reportedly trying very hard to block the sale of these. The tapes are described as follows:
“Jim Albright was Madonna’s boyfriend in the early 1990’s. She met him at the Limelight niteclub and a romance began. These are 2 original micro cassettes that were used in Jim’s answering machine in 1992 and 1993. There are approximately 17 minutes of messages from Madonna to Jim Albright…Estimate: $30,000 - $40,000.”
The faxes are described as follows:
“Some are on her “Maverick” letterhead, others are from the hotels she was staying at such as the Regency Club, The Ritz-Carlton and the Hotel Okura. A few come from her “Boy Toy” offices. She uses the code name “Lola Montez” (a dancer and actress born in Ireland who became famous as a Spanish dancer, courtesan and mistress of King Ludwig I of Bavaria), and sometimes refers to Albright as “Ceasar”, “J”, “James”, “Booty Man” (calling herself “Lil Booty”) and even in one letter writing, “Happy Thanksgiving Sambo.” On the back of one of the faxed letters Albright has handwritten a letter to her, addressing her as “Hey Dumbo” and signing it “Yours Truly, Little Black Sambo Esq.” The pages are mostly 8.5″ x 11″ and overall very good condition. Estimate: $3,000 - $4,000.”
Dumbo, Sambo, and Little Black Sambo, Esq., eh? This is getting me so hot. I can’t imagine the sexy talk on these answering machine messages. “Hey Sambo, it’s me, Lil Booty. I can’t wait to see you again so I can pour some tar all over you on my feather bed, then I’m gonna tie a noose on my tree and take you outside and…ooohhh baby, yesss!”
The banner picture is what Madonna looks like as of this weekend. This post wasn’t sexy enough without it.
Credits: Superior Pics, Gotta Have It!, Daily Mail
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