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Lindsay Lohan Was Sexing Heath Ledger Before He Died
At the time of Heath Ledger’s death he was rumored to have been secretly dating a drug abusing, hard partying Lindsay Lohan. Today Radar Online is confirming the rumors.
In a shocking revelation, Dina Lohan drops the bombshell that her daughter Lindsay was secretly dating Heath Ledger when he died and his death devastated her. In the explosive recorded audio tape of a phone conversation between Dina and Michael Lohan, Dina says that Ledger and Lindsay had been dating at the time of his tragic death in January of 2008. “And she was dating Heath when he died,” Dina reveals to Michael. “I don’t know if you know that, but I know cause I would drop her off and they were friends very, very close, ok?” Dina told Michael about the relationship because she was afraid for Lindsay’s life too: “Because when she’s drunk or takes an Adderall with it she will do something like Heath Ledger did in a second without thinking.” She said that the actor’s death was a terrible shock to Lindsay. “That f—-d her up,” Dina says. In the 2008 call, Dina discusses how desperate the situation was for her daughter. “She cannot be alone,” Dina tells Michael. “When she sleeps here she sleeps with me… she has fears from being little and what you did to us.” In the calm but passionate conversation Dina told Michael that Lindsay needed someone with her at all times to control her, and her assistant Muro provided that help as did another assistant named Laurie….Lindsay’s mother was also worried about her relationship with Samantha Ronson, telling Michael that she thought Lindsay should walk away but it wasn’t that easy of a decision for her daughter. “It’s very easy for a rational person to say. But for an irrational person who has a problem with her DNA and alcohol and Adderall and asthma and every other things she’s got wrong with her.”
There’s nothing “shocking” about this story to anyone who was paying attention to the news reports telling the story of what was going on in Heath’s life at the time of his death. Heath and Lindsay met at a party around Thanksgiving and Lindsay immediately latched on to him and made regular trips to visit him to party and have sex in New York up until the time of his death. That’s not news. What is news is Dina Lohan sounding like she has an ounce of sense in her head and admitting her daughter has no sense of responsibility and requires 24 hour supervision from a babysitter. Instead of letting her roam free maybe Lindsay Lohan would be better off locked in a basement somewhere. It’d be a nice room equipped with a tire swing and some pots and pans for her to bang around. And maybe on special occasions they’ll let her have dinner with the family as long as she’s wearing her eye patch and there’s a cork on the end of her fork.
Lindsay skulking around outside Dominicks restaurant a couple nights ago:
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Keywords: Heath Ledger, Lindsay Lohan
November 8th, 2009
Leonardo DiCaprio Probably Wasn’t Home
Here’s Lindsay Lohan on her way to Leonardo DiCaprio’s house party last night where she no doubt sold drugs, then bought them back with the money she made, then sold her body in exchange for drugs, then begged Leonardo DiCaprio to have sex with her, and he charged her money for it, and when she didn’t have any money, he let her have sex with one of his friends and made her do the dishes and take out the trash before she finally left his house at 4:30 a.m. this morning.
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Keywords: Leonardo Dicaprio, Lindsay Lohan
October 30th, 2009Lindsay Lohan Isn’t Dead Yet
Lindsay Lohan aged another 10 years this week and here she is over the last few days doing the only things she does well, partying hard and finding things to put inside her vagina. Some of these pictures are her leaving Wonderland (nightclub, not drug rehab) with a dude who, according to The Sun, is a model she just met named Petey who went back to her room at the Chateau Marmont, and was then seen leaving the next morning doing the walk of shame thing with Lindsay, and carrying her bags. I was going to say Lindsay’s vagina is like The Giving Tree, except it only gives bad things and you don’t want kids anywhere near it. So I guess it’s not like The Giving Tree at all - other than being a dead green stump.
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Keywords: Lindsay Lohan
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