

Jewel’s fangs are gone. The fact that she got those things filed down during this recent retarded fascination with vampires makes me like her even more than I did before. The vampire thing was reborn and subsequently beat to death with The Lost Boys. And, yeah, that was a long time ago, but I still can’t stop worrying about crashing grandpa’s Caddy and hitting Mercedes Lane.
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