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Heidi Klum and Seal Renew the Vows [Again!]

If many celebs are avoiding to get married, as they say marriage is the first door to enter hell, it doesn’t happen to Heidi Klum and husband singer Seal.

2010 is the sixth time for the couple to renew the vows since their marriage on May 10, 2005. It is apparently sooo nice for the couple to have family gathered, remembering the love they have been sharing.

One might wonder if they ever stop doing that. No, no, you shouldn’t think about that! Not that I wanna be nice but in this day I just wanna play a good friend to Heidi and Seal. Yeah, at least I can tell myself that there are still celebs believe in marriage.

Heidi Klum and Seal Renew the Vows [Again!]

Frederique Van Der Wal used to be my favorite Victoria’s Secret model. Growing up I figured if I stared at her pictures long enough and wished hard enough I’d eventually bud some boobs and bod like hers. Didn’t work. Anyway, when she retired, Heidi Klum took over, and I wished for her boobs and bod. Still didn’t work. It doesn’t matter because I was elected “The Only Human Who’s Ever Mattered Ever” today, and Fred/Heidi have a lovely new ingenue by the name of Candice.

She has labia.

Candice Swanepoel is the New Hottest One

Heidi Klum’s favorite photographer and good friend, Rankin, published a new book called Heidilicious as a tribute to Heidi Klum which “captures all of her various moods and personas” with beautiful photography and offers people a rare glimpse into what Heidi Klum “is really like.” It’s also known as, “That thing under the bed next to the jizz towel.”

Some of these might be NSFW: