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Hayden Panettiere is a Smoker
Hayden Panettiere represents the Lollipop Guild so smoking something which stunts her growth further is probably a bad idea. Is it just me or is her head getting even bigger? Pretty soon it’s going to get so heavy she’ll turn upside down and no matter how many times you try to tip her over she’ll keep balancing on the top of her head. She’ll be a celebrity Weeble Wobble. She’ll make a great stocking stuffer!
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October 9th, 2009
Hayden Panettiere and Madeline Zima are Kissing
If you’ve always wanted to see a dwarf girl and neanderthal girl kissing, then today’s your lucky day, my kinky friend. You’re welcome.
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July 10th, 2009Hayden Panettiere Does GQ
I’ve watched Little People, Big World a couple times, so I have a natural sensitivity toward dwarfs that most of you don’t. Hayden Panettiere and her T-Rex arms, and her creepy little stubby hands, and her giant water head, and her padded bra are just trying to live a normal life in a world dominated by average sized people. A little compassion would be nice.
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