Danielle Lloyd is Bloody

Danielle Lloyd and her boyfriend, soccer player (ahem, “footballer”) Jamie O’Hara, went to a club in London the other night where Danielle was attacked and subsequently rushed to a hospital for emergency plastic surgery. The Sun reports:

“Cops arrested two women in their 20s for allegedly attacking her as she partied with £9,000-a-week Jamie, 22. The couple had been to a wedding before heading to the Crystal club in London’s West End — arriving hand-in-hand at 11pm. Jamie was also left dripping in Danielle’s blood after she was allegedly hurled through a glass table in a vicious 2am catfight — sparked by two girls dancing on the back of a VIP sofa she was sitting on. A witness said: “I think one kicked Danielle — it may have been an accident. She got up to remonstrate. “I saw her in a tangle with at least one other woman. Punches and slaps were being thrown. “Danielle came falling backward off the sofa and landed on a table. She cut her leg pretty badly. Jamie and some guy who may have been the other girl’s boyfriend were being held apart by bouncers who threw Jamie out.” As she lay on the pavement, Danielle was heard shrieking: “My leg, my leg.” She needed stitches to a “serious” back wound as well as cosmetic surgery on her limb. Scotland Yard confirmed they were investigating.”

Glass tables are pretty much the worst pieces of furniture ever. They always look like hell unless you Windex them every hour, and they’re evil. They just sit there waiting for someone to fall on them or set something down too hard so they can sever an artery. The only time they’re ever tolerable is when a Heather falls on one or a geek is trapped in one. Apart from that, they’re just tools of the devil.

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