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Bobby Brown is Still Breathing and Rapping!

Once upon a time, there was a rumor that Bobby Brown had died. Thanks to Twitter for backing-up this ‘bulls**t’ plan.

Some users who, perhaps, ‘know-anything-about-Bobby-Brown’ told the world using their twitter that Bobby Brown is dead. Later, plenty of them had become doctors by telling about the rapper’s hospitalization, and made diagnoses of his death’s cause (Some said he had a lung cancer).

The truth, this guy is still alive (based on Facebook and MySpace). Like MC Hammer said, It’s All Good! He’s now in the midst of a tour with Johnny Gill and Ralph Tresvant, ex of New Editioners. They performed Saturday night in New York City, and the next event will be at Jacksonville, Florida, on May 7.

Well, I never like Twitter. It’s hard for me to understand this site where everyone can only following or being followed and then making hoax for their followers and the followers pass the hoax to other followers, and followers, and followers… There’s no fun in it! Unlike Facebook where me and my friends used to post a status and poke fun at each other. There’s no seriousness, but that’s good. Once, my friend posted a status that Saddam Husein is still alive and going to take a revenge on George W. Bush, and nobody believed him.

Bobby Brown is Still Breathing and Rapping!

“The singer, who claims he got married for love, said that Whitney had an agenda which may have been related to media reports she was “having a bisexual relationship”. Following the break down of his 14-year marriage in 2006, the 40-year-old has decided to speak out in the new book Bobby Brown: The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But.… Bobby writes: “[The marriage] was doomed from the very beginning. I think we got married for all the wrong reasons. Now, I realize Whitney had a different agenda than I did when we got married. “I believe her agenda was to clean up her image, while mine was to be loved and have children. “The media was accusing her of having a bisexual relationship with her assistant, Robin Crawford. “Since she was the American Sweetheart and all, that didn’t go too well with her image. “In Whitney’s situation, the only solution was to get married and have kids. That would kill all speculation, whether it was true or not.””

Personal anecdote time:

One of my family members worked as a bellhop at the Alexis Park Resort in Las Vegas back in the mid ’80s. This was when Whitney was single, in her prime, and everyone loved her and thought she was the sweetest thing. This was also during a time when the UNLV Runnin’ Rebels were in their prime. Whitney Houston was a guest in one of the Alexis Park luxury suites, so everyone was excited to have her there and were at her beck and call. Whitney was a fan of the Rebels and called down and requested the hotel to get her two Rebels jackets personally embroidered with hers and her mother’s names and have them delivered to her room. Her wish was granted, and my family member was the bellhop assigned the task of delivering the jackets.

Naturally my family member was excited and was anticipating a big tip, so he made sure his demeanor was as professional as possible, gathered Whitney’s package and made his way to her suite. He quietly knocked on her door and stepped back so he was easily recognized through her door’s peephole. He heard a few bang-crashes in the room, several stomps on the floor, the door flew open, and a sweaty, disheveled looking woman reeking of sex and smoke, clad in a hastily tied Alexis Park bathrobe screamed,” WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!” It was Whitney Houston, and across the room behind her was another disheveled looking woman still in the process of hastily tying her Alexis Park bathrobe. This woman was also a black woman, she looked around the same age as Whitney, and was also attractive apart from the sexed-up mess of hair and funky stench. My family member handed Whitney the package and said, “Here are the UNLV jackets you requested ma’am.” Whitney snatched them out of his hand and slammed the door in his face. No thanks. No tip.

So there you go. Whitney Houston has sex with women and is a no-tipping bitch.

Being Bobby Brown was still one of the best shows ever born: