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Mo ‘Nique Was the Big Winner

The Golden Globes were, as usual, predictable and nauseating. Ricky Gervais snuck in some pretty decent jabs at the expense of some people in the room and their collective egos. The highlight of the night was Mo ‘Nique winning for Precious and sucking as much time off the clock as possible by taking an hour to get to the podium and another hour to babble on and on about how God gave her this award (because he wanted the other people to lose, right Mo?), and then doth protested too much about her husband. Mo ‘Nique was wearing all the curtains from Master P’s house as a dress, so when the night was over she gave those back to him. Then Mo and her husband went home where they each went to their own rooms and Hubby spent the evening painting his toenails and making out with his Neil Patrick Harris autograph.

Lovely. Gorgeous. Stunning…

Jennifer Lopez is apparently still making “music” and here she is performing at the AMAs last night and falling on her ass. The jackass is wearing flats, sneakers even, and still couldn’t land on her feet. The best thing that ever happened to Jennifer Lopez is Selena’s death and Puff Daddy’s penis - and the worst thing to happen to us is Jennifer Lopez, so can we be done with her now? The only way she should be allowed to stick around is if she promises to keep doing embarrassing shit like this so we can laugh at her. But she’s gonna have to keep raising the bar. She just can’t do the same ol’ falling on her ass all the time. Eventually she’s going to have to fall off a boat and get eaten by sharks.

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Mo ‘Nique Was the Big Winner

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