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Tila Tequila is Still Retarded
As you may have heard, Tila Tequila’s fiance, Casey Johnson was found dead on Monday. Since then Tila Tequila has been spending her time babbling on Twitter and writing 4th grade level poetry about how grief stricken she is over the death of her “Wifey.” Yesterday she took a break from grieving to pose for paparazzi outside her home and remind people how ugly she is. Not pictured: US Marines and Alabama Blacksnake
Note: Your best source for the mess that was Casey Johnson is our friend Mark Ebner’s book Six Degrees of Paris Hilton available at Amazon.
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Keywords: Casey Johnson, Tila Tequila
April 3rd, 2009
Thank God Tila Tequila is Wearing Underwear
Tila Tequila bought some breast implants which look dumb and cover most of her midgety torso. Here she is flashing paparazzi at the valet desk at a restaurant. This would explain all the 911 calls that night claiming a Martian was stripping on Sunset Blvd. Tila Tequila looks not of this world. The female Martian in Mars Attacks is a more convincing human than Tila.
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Keywords: Boobs, Hot, Sexy, Tila Tequila, Underwear
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