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Lindsay Lohan is Substanisan
Lindsay Lohan had another Twitter meltdown last night and publicly lashed out at Mr. Ronson again. I sat here for ten minutes trying to make sense of it so I could translate it, and it turned out the best way to view it is when you stand on your office chair and look at it upside down, or smoke a lot of crack and drink a bottle of 151. Guess which one I chose. By the way, Lindsay coined the term “self out,” so be sure to credit her when you use it and it changes your life.
Lindsay’s night out in Manahattan last night:
Bonus: Lindsay’s voicemail got hacked because she’s really smart and had 1-2-3-4 as her password. (Credit: Drunken Stepfather)
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April 7th, 2009
Samantha Ronson Dumped Crazy Lindsay Lohan
It looks like Samantha Ronson finally realized what everyone already knew, that Lindsay Lohan is a sociopath who’s needier than every charity, homeless person and infant combined. Samantha broke up with Lindsay, changed the locks on her doors, and Samantha’s family members are now requesting help from the police to keep Lindsay away from them. OK! reports:
Around 5 p.m. PST on Monday, Sam’s mother, Ann Dexter-Jones, and sister, fashion designer Charlotte Ronson, were at the Beverly Hills Police Department to look into filing a restraining order because Sam wants to “send a message” to Lindsay. Charlotte and Ann talked to a clerk at the front desk, who advised them, “The restraining order is the best option. If she violates it, then she gets taken away.” The Ronsons spoke openly to the officer about their situation. “She does these things to get attention,” said Charlotte of Lohan’s recent actions. “She was trying to get into my party this weekend. We had to tell security to keep her out. Then she booked a room at the Chateau Marmont. Her room was right below… She also followed our brother Mark around.” “[Lindsay] was doing drugs,” added Ann. “And we could not sleep that night at the Chateau. She was complaining about the music and noise coming from upstairs. She was trying to get attention, so that Sam could come down.” “She cuts herself too,” Ann continued. “She is a cutter!”
The story goes on from there, but that was the meat and potatoes of it. Today TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan wasn’t too thrilled about all this restraining order talk.
Well connected sources tell TMZ Lindsay Lohan is “devastated” after learning members of Sam Ronson’s family are taking steps towards getting a restraining order against LiLo. After Us Weekly broke the story that Sam’s mother and sister went to a Beverly Hills police station yesterday asking questions about the restraining order process, sources tell TMZ Lindsay has been an emotional wreck — crying uncontrollably. We’re also told Sam has cut off all communication with Lohan — and that Lindsay isn’t handling it well. In fact, we’re told people close to Lindsay are worried she “might lash out.”
Everyone seems to think Lindsay is on the brink of suicide, but I think they’re way off the mark here. Lindsay is a “cutter” which means she’ll cut enough for attention, but never enough for death. She’s also too much of a narcissist to kill herself. If Lindsay’s list of “lashing out” options doesn’t include a Lindsay Gone Wild DVD series chronicling her gangbang world tour, I’ll eat my hat. 20 DVDs total! The first DVD is free if you order within the next 2 minutes!!
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Keywords: Bikini, Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson
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