

Rosie O’Donnell has a new show on Sirius radio so to try and scrape up an audience she was a guest on Howard Stern’s Sirius radio show and claimed Angelina Jolie was almost her girlfriend. E! News says:
The talk-show icon blabbed to Howard Stern on Sirius XM radio about a time before she was married to Kelli Carpenter and Angelina had tied the knot with Billy Bob Thornton. A romance, she claimed, was a-bloomin’. “She gave me her phone number,” Rosie said. “We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that. There was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through.” Fear got the best of Rosie and she wasn’t able to seal the deal. “I was a little afraid of her,” she said. “She’s scary in a sexual kind of way. I have dreams about her a lot still.”
In sum, it actually went something like this:
Rosie: Angie, gimme your number and we can talk about me giving money to your charity.
Angie: Great, okay it’s ***-***-****
Rosie: (ring ring)
Angie: Hello?
Rosie: Hey baby! It’s O’Donnell! So let’s cut to the chase. I want you, you want me, so when we gonna make this happen?
Angie: (click)
Rosie: (ring ring)
Angie: (voicemail)
Rosie: (ring ring)
Angie: (voicemail)
And it went on like that until Angie changed her number.
Keywords: Angelina Jolie, Rosie O'donnell


There’s a saying that “[insert name here] is gayer than bicycle shorts,” but how do you handle that when it’s Rosie O’Donnell in bicycle shorts? This is so confusing. And gross. Why grey, Rosie? Why not black? Why not pants? Why not black pants?!?!?
Keywords: Cameltoe, Rosie O'donnell