
Millions of nerd virgins who never had a chance died inside when it was announced that Megan Fox finally married David Silver Brian Austin Green this weekend in Hawaii. Some are wishing death on Brian and most are calling Megan damaged goods. Because you see, that’s what happens when women get married. *They turn into ogres and their vaginas crumble to pieces like they’d just met eyes with Medusa. [*Dungeons & Dragons]
Keywords: Brian Austin Green, Hot, Megan Fox, Sexy

They say that the kiss of death on any relationship is tattooing your lover’s name on your body. In this day and age I’d like to know what “they” say about tattooing your lover’s name, posing with said lover in staged photos in front of paparazzi you’ve tipped off, uh, who is said lover again? Oh, “Brian,” got it…who? Oh, 90210, the geek, no…not Anthony Michael Hall. This is…here we go again….
Keywords: Bikini, Boobs, Hot, Megan Fox

I think Memorial Day is a time where people come to the beach, wear their swimsuits, and enjoy the rest of the day under the sun. Including Megan Fox who seems happy enough although Michael Bay kicked her out of the next Transformers sequel. Better to see her this way than watching her being chased by Megatron.
I think, I need more Memorial Days in a year because I want more bikini candids of celebs we love! And also (sexy) celebs we hate! (And that lucky bastard must be doomed.. He is trying to move his face closer to her boobs.. I am jealous!)
Keywords: Bikini, Boobs, Hot, Megan Fox, Sexy

Finally, Michael Bay shows that he has guts to kick Megan Fox out of his movie project, Transformers. The director Bay won’t be using Fox in the third installment of the franchise after publicly criticising him and creating disharmony between her and the movie crews. The three unnamed movie crews spread words through the internet, branded Fox was “about as ungracious a person as you can ever fathom and shows little interest in the crew members around her.”
It’s just about the time. I just think Michael Bay made a mistake to choose Megan Fox to play Mikaela Banes. She has no skill in acting. I remembered when I laughed so hard to see one of the Transformers’ scene when she is hiding from an Iron Scorpion in the middle of desert, then, without no reason, burst into tears.. What a waste! Michael Bay is surely only using her sexiness to lift-up the movie. The first movie, it worked. Then came the second, the rubbish one. I just hope Michael Bay can find another actress which is not only sexy, but also a genius in acting.
Never disappoint the Transformers fans again, Michael Bay!
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