
Kathy Griffin was hanging with Paris Hilton and decided to pull up her dress and flash the paparazzi. I can only assume she was saying to Paris, “See these are underwear. U-n-d-e-r-w-e-a-r. Look here, no crabs and no herpes, oh, that’s where I left my Snickers bar. Yum, and my apple pie. Oh look, my couch! How’d you get in there?! Let’s find the cushions now … oh there they are - floating in the paparazzi vomit.”
Keywords: Kathy Griffin, Paris Hilton, Underwear, Upskirt