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Megan Fox is Married
Millions of nerd virgins who never had a chance died inside when it was announced that Megan Fox finally married David Silver Brian Austin Green this weekend in Hawaii. Some are wishing death on Brian and most are calling Megan damaged goods. Because you see, that’s what happens when women get married. *They turn into ogres and their vaginas crumble to pieces like they’d just met eyes with Medusa. [*Dungeons & Dragons]
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Keywords: Brian Austin Green, Hot, Megan Fox, Sexy
Megan Fox Does Elle
Megan Fox did a photoshoot for Elle magazine and here she is on set. It took a giant clothes pin to make her dress look smaller and her boobs look bigger. That’s a lucky pin. I attached myself to her and all I got was this dorky 90210 reputation (and a rumored giant cock).
At least Donna Martin graduated.
- B.A.G.
Bonus: Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green in May, 2006…
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Keywords: Brian Austin Green, Megan Fox
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