If it wasn’t enough that Anne Heche screwed her kid by naming him Homer, she shit all over his father and emasculated him on Letterman. This crazy ho had nothing to say about her son’s father other than he plays soccer (likely with her son), and cashes checks (money spent on their son), and she’s doing it for this uncomfortable length of time on Letterman. It makes you wonder why Anne Heche wasn’t the one found chopped to pieces in a suitcase. Probably because Anne doesn’t have breast implants. Damnit, Coley Laffoon, CAN’T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT in your little shorts?!
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