Anna Friel showed up to an Elle magazine event wearing this after school special message which, I can only assume, involves something along the lines of, “Even though I’m naked, my tits say “NO,” and my ass says “NEVER.” She looks too much like Fiona Apple for me to go near her, anyway. Starving girls like that are always psycho. If I sat next to her on an airplane, I’d be afraid she’d knife and fork me on the runway. Anna, that was only a speed bump. Wait until we’ve crashed in the Andes and I’ve been dead for days until you’ve had your first meal in years, sweetie. Thanksss.
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