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Amy Winehouse Nipple Slip, Sorry
That was the friendliest headline I could come up with for Amy Winehouse and her dumb looking breast implants, and their stretch marks, and her scarred nipples with their deadened nerves which can’t feel the exposure to the air, thus forcing us to look at those things - in addition to everything else that’s visually disgusting about her. Other headline options were “You Probably Did Something Bad to Deserve This, so I’m Not Sorry,” and “What’s Grosser Than Gross?”
Most of these are probably NSFW:
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October 12th, 2009
Amy Winehouse Has Exploding Boobs
Amy Winehouse backed up her goddaughter, Dionne Bromfield, on Strictly Come Dancing and was rushed to the hospital afterward fearing her new breasts “might explode.” Via Mirror UK:
“A friend of the Rehab singer tells us: “Amy started shouting, ‘I need to see someone, my boobs are f***ing killing me.’ “Her manager quickly sorted a car to get her to the London Clinic. Typically, Amy made the driver stop off at Nando’s for some chicken – she said she didn’t want hospital food. “The doctors ordered her to stay overnight to make sure everything was OK. She only had her breasts lifted a few days ago and she should have been resting to let them heal instead of running around town.””
The thought of what seeps out of Amy Winehouse’s exploded boobs is nothing short of terrifying. However, it will come in handy when you need to burn holes through steel so you can make your way to the escape pod. Go, Sigourney, go!
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July 13th, 2009Click This Stuff
Amy Winehouse is looking less cracked out… [Dlisted]
Megan Fox ruins a see-through moment… [Hollywood Tuna]
Ali Landry hangin’ on the beach with topless chicks… [Drunken Stepfather (nsfw)]
Carmen Electra topless, now with video… [Taxi Driver Movie (nsfw)]
You Can’t Go Home Again (Bruno)… [Pajiba]
Jon Gosselin’s new girlfriend is a drunk skank… [ONTD]
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