Kanye West is a Donkey

I preferred to overdose on football yesterday rather than watch the VMAs, so I’m playing catch-up now. Turns out the only thing worth watching was Kanye West being Kanye West. When Taylor Swift was accepting her award for “Best Female Video,” Kanye West jumped on stage, stole the mic out of Taylor’s hand and complained that Beyonce’s video was better. After most of the world called him a dickhead, Kanye took to his blog, and lawd have mercy:

I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD’VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE’S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE’S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE … WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY VERY TALENTED!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

That post was subsequently removed from his blog which, of course, likely means he takes back his apology. Kanye West needs a leash and a muzzle. He might have been a nice teddy bear once, but now he’s turned feral and can’t be kept in mixed company. If there’s a sanctuary for retarded egomaniacs, then you can take him there. Or you can push him in front of a moving train. Whatever works … just throwing suggestions out there.

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Kanye West’s Girlfriend is a Nightmare

Amber Rose posed for these pictures yesterday at TAO at The Venetian in Las Vegas. I’m not sure why she wants to look like this, but if her reason is “to scare erections away,” then she’s doing a damn fine job. Keep up the good work, Amber.

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Kanye West’s “Girlfriend” Amber Rose Topless

As you can see by the tattoos around her crotch area, Amber Rose is a former stripper. However, apart from those tats and that stupid hair, she has a slammin’ body. While she was frolicking in the sand and surf, Kanye stayed fully clothed and sipped champagne - so as to avoid breaking a nail.

Some of these are NSFW:

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