Ashley Ann Vickers Reads Men’s Minds! Who Cares?

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Ashley Ann Vickers Reads Men’s Minds! Who Cares?

“The Model, Actress, Host, & Speaker” is the tagline on her site. Yep, she’s Ashley Ann Vickers (a.k.a. Ashley Valence) you know lately as the emcee for the NBA’s Memphis Grizzlies and model.

And this is what she once said to a maxim interview: What fun fact, talent, or mutant superpower of yours should guys know about?:

“I have this amazing ability to think like a dude. I know all the ‘code words’. For example, ‘Hey ya wanna come over and watch a movie?’ really this means, “I want to bone you.” Yep, be scared boys, be very scared.”

Yeah, dudes, you’ve gotta be scared of Ashley Ann Vickers. She knows your tricks, your very tricky tricks. Wondering how she’s able to do that? Well, the NBA players’ are the best teacher. Sneaking into their locker room only to listen to a big guys’ talk is her side-job. Don’t you know that before being a good speaker, one has to be a good listener! Yes, Ashley did it very well.

But I bet you will never quit dreaming about dating this girl, no matter how smart she reads your mind. And yes, men must not stop trying. The simplest thing you can do is attend the Grizzlies games and cheer for the team. Make the most remarkable audience and there, Ashley will come over to make a short interview. Sounds like a dream? Why not go there and try some luck? Good luck, guys!