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Katy Perry is Bouncy, Still Annoying

When you can’t hear Katy Perry performing or talking she can be pretty tolerable and that’s only because she wears crap like this rubber dress. Here she is showing her solidarity to both the USA and the UK in honor of this weekend’s World Cup game which ended in a tie. Of course the UK part of her dress is to remind people she’s having sex with one of the least funny and unpleasant looking celebrities, British comedian Russell Brand. As if we needed any reminder. Picturing them having sex is is one of the last things I want to do ever…right next to witnessing my own autopsy and going to a Katy Perry concert.

Ex-cop FERNANDO FLORES, 29, stormed out after allegedly facing a series of bizarre come-ons. He told pals Britney, 28, often paraded naked in front of him and beckoned him into her bedroom. He is now considering suing her. A pal revealed yesterday: “She was always giving him the come on and he felt if he didn’t reciprocate he could lose his job. He finally handed in his notice last week and is considering legal action.” The friend added: “Working for Britney is tough. She’s a nightmare to deal with and her emotions are totally out of control.” “She runs round the house naked and yelling at staff.“”

“The last straw came when Britney’s dad JAMIE - who is in legal control of her and can hire and fire staff - kicked off after she left her Los Angeles home without underwear. Last month Jamie banned his daughter from going out without a bra and told her security team to enforce the rule. She was then pictured leaving a Hollywood restaurant without wearing knickers. The source revealed: “It was embarrassing to tell her to put on underwear. Some guys would do it but others were too ashamed. “Jamie went mental when he saw the pictures and Fernando was made the fall guy. He was not fired but told he was to blame. He had had enough.”"

These stories about Britney have been going on for over half a decade and they’ve been proven with countless pictures. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve seen Britney’s huge vagina and her sloppy breasts. She’s so vile that her nudity disgusts and offends people to the point where they run away and want to sue her for making them look at her. I’m no military expert, but I think dropping several million naked photos of Britney on the Middle East just might be the way to win the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.