
Millions of nerd virgins who never had a chance died inside when it was announced that Megan Fox finally married David Silver Brian Austin Green this weekend in Hawaii. Some are wishing death on Brian and most are calling Megan damaged goods. Because you see, that’s what happens when women get married. *They turn into ogres and their vaginas crumble to pieces like they’d just met eyes with Medusa. [*Dungeons & Dragons]
Keywords: brian austin green, hot, megan fox, sexy
| Posted by Jenny, Jun 29th, 2010 |
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