Jessica Alba’s Memorial Day Bikini Contribution

Jessica Alba spent Memorial Day weekend in a bikini in Newport Beach and these small, blurry things are the only pictures available at the moment. I’d like to think the photographer just happened by her on the way to an important mission to catch government employees in the act of wasting taxpayers’ money or busting another public restroom “toe-tapper” on camera in the act of tapping, but sadly it’s probably not the case. Really the guy who took this photo likely had his pants down, was escorted off the property by police and was found to be a convicted sex offender. But I don’t want to talk about my Dad anymore…

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