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Megan Fox is Married
Millions of nerd virgins who never had a chance died inside when it was announced that Megan Fox finally married David Silver Brian Austin Green this weekend in Hawaii. Some are wishing death on Brian and most are calling Megan damaged goods. Because you see, that’s what happens when women get married. *They turn into ogres and their vaginas crumble to pieces like they’d just met eyes with Medusa. [*Dungeons & Dragons]
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Kelly Brook is in a Bikini, Disgustingly Perfect
Here’s Kelly Brook in Barbados doing what Kelly Brook does. It must be nice to have a job which mainly consists of walking around half naked and giving men painful erections. I tried it once, but it turns out taking money to kick men in the crotch at my local adult theater wasn’t nearly as lucrative as I thought it would be.
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LiLo Goes Reality Show
Lindsay Lohan had decided to do a reality show after years without a serious movie contract and surrounded by bottles of alcohol. Her mother, Dina, hopes that her new show will give people clues that her family is not that crazy.
“I want to prove that we are a good, hardworking family and we don’t have the crazy lives that some people claim we do. The show will feature my kids, and Lindsay will also appear in some episodes, although she’s very busy filming and promoting her fashion lines. We’re discussing a deal with a major network.”
I just hope Lindsay doesn’t get upset and punch the cameramen on their face because they are following her everywhere. You better get use to it, LiLo. Don’t drink while filming.
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WWE: This is Where You Find Women Fight for Life
If you one of the WWE’s lovers, you must know each fighter under the ring. There must be many, but I bet you can simply recognize the women: Tamina, Natalya, Alicia Fox, Maryse Ouellet, Eve Torres, and Gail Kim. I can imagine how you love them, how you adore the fighting spirit, the move, the scream, the cleavage, the costume… but, have you ever once adored them for what they do? I mean, it’s kinda big mirror how a woman (who could be a mom) fights for life. Uh, sorry for being so philosophical this time, but I mean it.
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Miley Cyrus is Slutty
Miley Cyrus performed this weekend at an annual porn convention to promote her “Teen Hookers in Pedo Paradise 2″ DVD. That seemed totally believable, didn’t it? Really, here she is at the Much Music awards. When asked for comment her hymen said, “Miley and I broke up a long time ago.”
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Rihanna, Bikini, Barbados
I don’t understand why Rihanna wants to be ugly. She gets these godawful, unoriginal tattoos all over herself, ruining what used to be a canvas of nice looking skin. Then she does absolutely retarded things with her hair making everything above the neck an unpleasant viewing experience…so all we have left to look at is her ass. Which is a nice one…for now. Say goodbye to it because next week it’ll be wearing a wig and will be used as ad space for “Golden Palace.”
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The Bella Twins are Sexy on Divas 365 Car Wash Shoot
These photos show that Nikki and Brie Bella are not only powerful under the ring. Just have your car dusted and call the twin-sisters for a foam-job. Complacency is guaranteed.
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Amanda Bynes Has Had Enough of Acting?
Amanda Bynes publicly announced her retirement from the acting world via her Twitter.
She twitting her heart out, telling her followers the reason why she made such decision:
“I don’t love acting anymore so I’ve stopped doing it. Being an actress isn’t as fun as it may seem. I’ve never written the movies & tv shows I’ve been apart of, I’ve only acted like the characters the producers or directors wanted me to play.”
Still 24 year-old but so bored with the acting world? Sounds weird. I only heard that kind of sentence from actresses who think that wrinkles had stopped their career. This could be a sad surprise for her fans. Hopefully, when she misses the money and all that glamorousness, she will return to acting again.
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