Lindsay Lohan Got Another Slap on the Wrist…er…Ankle

Lindsay Lohan has been on probation since she was arrested for drunk driving (and coked out of her mind) a few years ago. Since then she hasn’t fulfilled the obligations of her probation and was ordered back to court. Instead, she stalled, went to Cannes, lied about losing her passport, then finally a warrant was issued for her arrest. But she wasn’t arrested. Instead she was allowed to cruise into court this week and was “punished” with yet another ankle bracelet. LA Times reports:

After missing a mandatory court appearance last week because she claimed she was stuck in Cannes, France, after her passport was stolen, Lohan finally faced the judge who responded to her absence by issuing a warrant for her arrest. The 23-year-old actress is on probation for drunk driving. Judge Marsha N. Revel forbade the actress to consume alcohol, ordered her to wear an alcohol monitoring bracelet and required random drug testing every week in Los Angeles. As part of Lohan’s bail condition, she must attend a weekly alcohol treatment program unless it interferes with a random drug test. Revel set a July 6 hearing to review Lohan’s compliance. Her probation could be revoked.

As you can see by the pictures at the top of this post, this will definitely crush Lindsay and force her to learn her lesson this time. Look how ashamed she was of it the first time. I swear California is the most embarrassing court system in America. If you’re a celebrity, a murderer, a child molester, an illegal immigrant…you’re a hero. You get 10 licks on a lollipop an a pat on the head as your punishment. However, if you dare have a clean record, be an average working schlub and *gasp* dare to call yourself a Conservative…or worse…a Republican you’re drawn and quartered. Or worse, forced to lick Lindsay Lohan’s lollipop after she licked it. LOL! You have AIDS now, stupid Republican!

Lindsay in court yesterday:

See Also

• Lindsay Lohan was Born Hot, No Matter What
• Vanessa Hudgens Won’t Be the Next Lohan, Will She?
• Lindsay Lohan: 1000 Probs, 1000 Expressions
• LiLo Goes Reality Show
• Lindsay Lohan is Boxing
• All Lindsay Lohan news

Keywords: lindsay lohan