Jenna Jameson Sends Ortiz Into Prison

Tito Ortiz will curse himself. He did a stupid thing and now Jenna Jameson will make sure that her hot body won’t be touched by Ortiz anymore. He is taken into jail after beating up Jameson, at their SoCal home.

911 reported a domestic disturbance between the MMA Champion (who, perhaps, targets the title of ‘Champion of Prison’) and the porn star to the police Huntington Beach Police after received a call from Jameson’s father.

Lt. Mike Reynolds said, “We got the call at 9:53 to go out there, (Ortiz) was arrested around noon. The charge is 273.5 of the penal code, domestic violence.”

Jameson confirmed the E! News that she and her twin babies are in OK condition, “I’m going to be all right. My babies are all right. Everything’s OK. He’s in jail.”

A lesson for today, romancing a brawler is a dangerous thing, folks. Don’t try this at home unless you’re a Superman or a Super-girl, then you can unleash your super power to pin him down and fly him into jail when he or she realizes that he/she is a fighter, not a lover.

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Paris Hilton Has No Time for Heart Broken

Being a newly single is not a good reason for Paris Hilton to stay mournful. For the princess, Doug Reinhardt was a yesterday’s last supper and now has come the ‘fresh from the oven’ dinner, Jason Shaw!

Yep, he’s the old flame who’s lucky enough to get pre-reunite dinner with Paris at L.A. restaurant Woo Lae Oak (April 23).

I hope Paris was no lie when tweeted ‘So Happy!’ (Question: happy to have split or to be with the ex?)

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JWoww’s 40 Year-Old Single Mother of Five Face

This is what considered a celebrity these days: cigarettes, tattoo, navel piercing, and bikini on city sidewalks. LMFAO!

Ok, I’m being cool now so I can see what makes her body older than it really is.

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Kelly Clarkson’s 2010 BIG [read: FAT] Concerts

Following her new album “All I Ever Wanted” released on March 2009, Kelly Clarkson has been on her Asia tour to promote the album. Singapore and Jakarta concerts are held within this week (27 and 29 April).

Finding the concerts schedule in her official website isn’t as informative as the truth when seeing Kelly in airport as she flew from Perth, Autralia to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia (April 24).

It goes like this:

The official site simply puts a pic of skinny Kelly Clarkson with her beautiful lower jaw as the eye catching header. Now look at the pics I have here. Do you see any jaws? (’Cuz I don’t). Well, everybody knows she’s been ups and downs with weight problem but hey, for a world tour? She should prepare not only her voice but also her physical appearance, I insist.

Frankly, I’m not one of her fans, but trust me, if I were, I would be so disappointed to see my idol with fat brought from America country to Asia land.

One more, those thighs are too much in skinny jeans. Errghh!

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Brody Jenner Keeps Kristin Cavallari On The Hills

Say, who love Kristin Cavallari in the reality show, The Hills? Well, prepare for a celebration because the producers and casts are now in talks to extend the show’s ending. All thanks to Brody Jenner. These two exes are still have feelings for each other.

She tells Eonline.com (April 23), “I would like to do it. I’m in such a rhythm with things and I’m having a great time. We’re just now starting to get into some really good juicy stuff with a few new people. So I think we could do another 12 episodes and make it pretty good.”

“And I can’t deny the fact that he (she means that thing, called Jenner) is one of the most good looking men in the entire world. We have a lot of fun together. I don’t know if we could ever really get back together and be serious, but we are sort of trying to see if we could.”

Longer episodes.. That would be pleasing my eyes to see Kristin Cavallari’s hotness. Forget Jenner. Don’t take him seriously. Just watch lovely Kristin and smile while you are sitting on your couch.

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Kate Hudson is [NOT] Pregnant

After some small breast implants, now comes the stomach headline. Yeah, Kate Hudson seems to be with some extra belly fat. But for the sake of gossip, I hope she’s pregnant.

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Handle Your Baby with Care, Kourtney!

Kourtney Kardashian and her son Mason Disick were leaving Dash store in Calabasas, California on Friday (April 23).

Is there really a baby in that carrier? I worry about the way Kourtney held it and the fact that the blanket covered the whole stuff. If there was a baby in there, uh, poor baby, I hope you could easily breathe.

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If Victoria Beckham Ever Leaves Her Heels

Victoria and David Beckham were spotted pampering their boys in Beverly Hills Pinkberry store (April 23).

Ah, Beckham was gorgeous in casual look. As sporty as always. And the boys were just like their father.

Victoria? She’s cute in sheer top and skinny jeans. But, eh! Not in one occasion I’ve ever seen her without heels. Thousands heels I believe she keeps in her house. But how many pairs of sneakers she owns?

I often wonder if there’s a sportswear company to promote their footwear product with Victoria as the icon… A-ha! That would be sooooo impossibly great!

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