Mo ‘Nique Was the Big Winner

The Golden Globes were, as usual, predictable and nauseating. Ricky Gervais snuck in some pretty decent jabs at the expense of some people in the room and their collective egos. The highlight of the night was Mo ‘Nique winning for Precious and sucking as much time off the clock as possible by taking an hour to get to the podium and another hour to babble on and on about how God gave her this award (because he wanted the other people to lose, right Mo?), and then doth protested too much about her husband. Mo ‘Nique was wearing all the curtains from Master P’s house as a dress, so when the night was over she gave those back to him. Then Mo and her husband went home where they each went to their own rooms and Hubby spent the evening painting his toenails and making out with his Neil Patrick Harris autograph.

Lovely. Gorgeous. Stunning…

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