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Shauna Sand’s Nipples are Out on the Town Again

Here’s how Shauna Sand celebrated Veteran’s Day yesterday in West Hollywood. Looking like something blown apart by a roadside bomb and then sloppily pieced back together in a septic Iraqi hospital is a nice way of honoring the U.S. Veterans. Patriotism: Shauna Sand has it.

Shauna Sand's Nipples are Out on the Town Again

Jon’s bodyguard Thomas Meinelt has been subpoenaed to testify in TLC’s lawsuit against Jon, and The ENQUIRER has learned Meinelt claims he saw Jon snort cocaine many times, and that he’s watched Jon’s secret sex tape! “Tom told me that Jon was secretly videotaped having sex with a woman in Los Angeles in October, and he’s seen the tape!” said Stephanie Santoro, Jon’s former flame and family nanny. “Tom said people close to Jon put a camera in his hotel room, and paid a girl to flirt with Jon and have sex with him. “He also told me that he saw Jon snort cocaine on more than one occasion, and that the more Jon got into partying, the more cocaine he used!”

Jon’s friends paid a hooker to have sex with him and filmed it for him. This doofus has really nice friends. Naturally, no attractive woman would willingly have sex with him without strings attached because Jon Gosselin is one of the least appealing jackasses alive. Between his crossed eyes, and his bad hair plugs, and his overabundance of general dorkiness it’s a wonder he’s not still stuffed in a locker in his high school. That being said, I’d still watch the sex tape for the laughs. I picture it something like this - the girl gets naked, Jon blushes and snorts while laughing with embarrassment, then fumbles around on top of her for a couple minutes, kneeing her in the stomach a couple times, finishes before he gets inside her, and cries in a corner as the girl is leaving. Then he orders up Chinese food.

Here’s Greek model, Christina Stefanidi, because she looks kind of Asian and she’s not Jon Gosselin:

Jon Gosselin Has a Sex Tape, Loves Cocaine

In a shocking revelation, Dina Lohan drops the bombshell that her daughter Lindsay was secretly dating Heath Ledger when he died and his death devastated her. In the explosive recorded audio tape of a phone conversation between Dina and Michael Lohan, Dina says that Ledger and Lindsay had been dating at the time of his tragic death in January of 2008. “And she was dating Heath when he died,” Dina reveals to Michael. “I don’t know if you know that, but I know cause I would drop her off and they were friends very, very close, ok?” Dina told Michael about the relationship because she was afraid for Lindsay’s life too: “Because when she’s drunk or takes an Adderall with it she will do something like Heath Ledger did in a second without thinking.” She said that the actor’s death was a terrible shock to Lindsay. “That f—-d her up,” Dina says. In the 2008 call, Dina discusses how desperate the situation was for her daughter. “She cannot be alone,” Dina tells Michael. “When she sleeps here she sleeps with me… she has fears from being little and what you did to us.” In the calm but passionate conversation Dina told Michael that Lindsay needed someone with her at all times to control her, and her assistant Muro provided that help as did another assistant named Laurie….Lindsay’s mother was also worried about her relationship with Samantha Ronson, telling Michael that she thought Lindsay should walk away but it wasn’t that easy of a decision for her daughter. “It’s very easy for a rational person to say. But for an irrational person who has a problem with her DNA and alcohol and Adderall and asthma and every other things she’s got wrong with her.”

There’s nothing “shocking” about this story to anyone who was paying attention to the news reports telling the story of what was going on in Heath’s life at the time of his death. Heath and Lindsay met at a party around Thanksgiving and Lindsay immediately latched on to him and made regular trips to visit him to party and have sex in New York up until the time of his death. That’s not news. What is news is Dina Lohan sounding like she has an ounce of sense in her head and admitting her daughter has no sense of responsibility and requires 24 hour supervision from a babysitter. Instead of letting her roam free maybe Lindsay Lohan would be better off locked in a basement somewhere. It’d be a nice room equipped with a tire swing and some pots and pans for her to bang around. And maybe on special occasions they’ll let her have dinner with the family as long as she’s wearing her eye patch and there’s a cork on the end of her fork.

Lindsay skulking around outside Dominicks restaurant a couple nights ago:

Lindsay Lohan Was Sexing Heath Ledger Before He Died

Bonus:

Paul Dainty said that the star had been left traumatised by the media coverage which suggested fans stormed out of her Circus tour performances at Perth’s Burswood Dome on Friday, due mainly to the fact that she was miming during segments of the two-hour show. “Britney is aware of all this and she’s extremely upset by it,” Dainty told The Australian. “She’s a human being. I’m embarrassed, with such a big international entourage here with Britney, to be part of the Australian media when I see that kind of totally inaccurate reporting.” Yesterday, words such as beat, up, embarrassed and fabrication were used by the veteran tour promoter to describe the media coverage. “It’s the biggest lie I’ve ever heard,” Dainty said. “I’m so angry. We can take heat if there’s something wrong and people can review shows badly — that’s something you have to live with — but to say people stormed out of the show was an absolute fabrication.” Dainty was responding to reports that fans, some of whom had paid up to $1500 for tickets, left as early as the third song due to Spears’ “lacklustre” performance.

People walked out of her shows here in Las Vegas, too, so I don’t doubt the veracity of this story at all. People with FREE tickets even walked out. The shows were that bad. The only reason anyone stuck around long enough during her Sunday show in Vegas was to see what her “big surprise” was that her promoters were hyping. When that surprise turned out to be Lance Bass, everyone committed suicide.

Dumpy McSags in Perth: