Jennifer Lopez is apparently still making “music” and here she is performing at the AMAs last night and falling on her ass. The jackass is wearing flats, sneakers even, and still couldn’t land on her feet. The best thing that ever happened to Jennifer Lopez is Selena’s death and Puff Daddy’s penis – and the worst thing to happen to us is Jennifer Lopez, so can we be done with her now? The only way she should be allowed to stick around is if she promises to keep doing embarrassing shit like this so we can laugh at her. But she’s gonna have to keep raising the bar. She just can’t do the same ol’ falling on her ass all the time. Eventually she’s going to have to fall off a boat and get eaten by sharks.
|Posted by Jenny, Nov 23rd, 2009||Share|