
Frederique Van Der Wal used to be my favorite Victoria’s Secret model. Growing up I figured if I stared at her pictures long enough and wished hard enough I’d eventually bud some boobs and bod like hers. Didn’t work. Anyway, when she retired, Heidi Klum took over, and I wished for her boobs and bod. Still didn’t work. It doesn’t matter because I was elected “The Only Human Who’s Ever Mattered Ever” today, and Fred/Heidi have a lovely new ingenue by the name of Candice.
She has labia.
Keywords: Candice Swanepoel, Heidi Klum, Victorias Secret
| Posted by Jenny, Nov 22nd, 2009 |
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