November 17th, 2009

Ashley Tisdale is Wearing a Bikini

I’m not in Elementary School (anymore, dropped out) so I only barely know who Ashley Tisdale is. Supposedly she was in those movies and co-starred with that hairy chick who likes to take naked pictures of herself. She also used to have brown hair and big nose. I wish I could tell you more, but I already forgot what I was talking about and this COPS rerun is back from commercial. Domestic violence call at a trailer owned by two trannies. Advantage: trannies.

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• All Ashley Tisdale news

Keywords: Ashley Tisdale, Bikini, Vanessa Hudgens