Chris Martin is Cheating on Gwyneth Paltrow with Kate Bosworth

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Chris Martin is Cheating on Gwyneth Paltrow with Kate Bosworth

Star Magazine is reporting today that Chris Martin, Coldplay frontman and husband of Gwyneth Paltrow, was caught cheating with Kate Bosworth.

The Internet is already abuzz with Star’s exclusive story about Coldplay frontman Chris Martin’s hot make-out session with a beautiful blonde who wasn’t Gwyneth Paltrow. In fact, the Brit singer was locking lips with his better half’s good friend, Kate Bosworth. “I couldn’t believe my eyes,” an eyewitness tells Star in our Nov. 16 issue. “There was Chris totally making out with Kate in front of other people. At first I thought it might be Gwyneth, but when she came up for air, it was clear the woman was Kate!”

Gwyneth Paltrow is a miserable, pasty, American hating, hoity-toity twat, so learning her British husband is cheating on her with another pasty blonde - who’s an American - had Gwyneth inflamed with rage. Sadly, Gwyneth’s cold dead skin acts as a retardant to those flames so she’s still alive…and dead.

Below is Gwyneth parked in a handicapped spot in the Hamptons a couple months ago, because she’s more important than anyone and laws don’t apply to her. I’ve also attached Kate Bosworth in a bikini last year because she’s a bony bobblehead, too, and I’m fair.