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Bai Ling Has Nipples, is Inappropriate
Bai Ling’s disgusting dick-nipples were exposed again. This time at the “Rally for Kids with Cancer” in Miami. Her nipples are so long they’re folding under that jacket’s lapel. God, she is so unbelievably ugly and offensive in every way, I can’t stand her. People will say I’m cruel and maybe she’s a nice person in real life, I don’t care. When you look like this you’re automatically horrible, as far as I’m concerned. Even if one touch from her could cure cancer I’d still drive a stake into her heart if she tried to come near me. And the cops would understand because, I mean, look at her!
Click for NSFW photos:
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Keywords: Bai Ling, Boobs, Nipples, Nsfw
Katharine McPhee is See Through
I already forgot what this event was, but Katharine McPhee attended wearing a see-through shirt and a bra that matches her hair. That’s a creepy new look she has there. Now all she needs is a “Pit of Despair” then she can torture Wesley, and Buttercup can marry her “pig fiance.”
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Keywords: American Idol, Katharine Mcphee
Jennifer Lopez Falls, Fails
Jennifer Lopez is apparently still making “music” and here she is performing at the AMAs last night and falling on her ass. The jackass is wearing flats, sneakers even, and still couldn’t land on her feet. The best thing that ever happened to Jennifer Lopez is Selena’s death and Puff Daddy’s penis - and the worst thing to happen to us is Jennifer Lopez, so can we be done with her now? The only way she should be allowed to stick around is if she promises to keep doing embarrassing shit like this so we can laugh at her. But she’s gonna have to keep raising the bar. She just can’t do the same ol’ falling on her ass all the time. Eventually she’s going to have to fall off a boat and get eaten by sharks.
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Keywords: Award Shows, Jennifer Lopez
Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Pictures
Here are more pictures from the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show which won’t air on television until next month. Out of the hundreds available, I picked out the ones I thought were the most artistic and newsworthy. And by that I mean, I squinted at the thumbnails and saved the naked looking ones as I unknowingly drank an expired Naked Juice. While I projectile vomit and have another near death experience, please enjoy the following:
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Keywords: Hot, Marissa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Victorias Secret
Candice Swanepoel is the New Hottest One
Frederique Van Der Wal used to be my favorite Victoria’s Secret model. Growing up I figured if I stared at her pictures long enough and wished hard enough I’d eventually bud some boobs and bod like hers. Didn’t work. Anyway, when she retired, Heidi Klum took over, and I wished for her boobs and bod. Still didn’t work. It doesn’t matter because I was elected “The Only Human Who’s Ever Mattered Ever” today, and Fred/Heidi have a lovely new ingenue by the name of Candice.
She has labia.
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Keywords: Candice Swanepoel, Heidi Klum, Victorias Secret
Demi Moore is Photoshopped, Naked
I have no idea why Demi Moore is still on the cover of magazines. She stopped being interesting when she married that retarded kid with the screechy voice. On top of that, she’s kind of a sucky actress. Sure, she was sort of good in Ghost, but that was one time. Calling her a good actress for being convincing once is like me claiming to be a fitness guru for getting out of bed once today. In my defense, it was a long walk to the bathroom.
Here’s Demi Photoshopped to hell December’s W Magazine, and for good measure I added some ancient pictures of her posing nude and giving birth to a woolly mammoth. (Click for NSFW pictures):
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Keywords: Boobs, Demi Moore, Hot, Naked, Nsfw, Nude, Topless
Johnny Depp is The Sexiest Man Alive
Yes. Yes he is. People states the obvious in their latest special issue.
Break out the Bordeaux, the whoopee cushions and the bangin’ Keith Richards guitar solos, because the 2009 Sexiest Man Alive party is officially under way. Bringing the fun with him wherever he goes – whether it’s onscreen in fizzy roles like Captain Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise or at home with his family on their private Bahamian island – is just one reason why Johnny Depp, who also scored the honor in 2003, has joined an elite club of two-time SMA title holders (only Brad Pitt and George Clooney have matched the feat). At 46, the father of two still reigns as Hollywood’s most irresistible iconoclast; as one-of-a-kind as his beloved 15-year-old boots and as smoldering as his favorite Cuban cigars.
Speaking of vaginas, mine has a certain reaction when it comes to all things Johnny Depp. Science has a name for it. It’s called a tsunami.
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Keywords: Hot, Johnny Depp
Carmen Electra Sex Tape (Not Really)
This video has been all over the Internet today and is being touted as a “lesbian sex tape.” There’s no sex and these aren’t lesbians, but it’s still worth posting because Carmen Electra is here. I prefer to think about her during her Prince and Dave Navarro days and try to ignore the Dennis Rodman times because the thought of it is anything but sexy. Removing her panties must be like opening a closet door in Poltergeist.
Screen shots and some classic nudes of Carmen (click for NSFW):
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Keywords: Boobs, Carmen Electra, Hot, Nsfw, Nude
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