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Vikki Blows 2010

I tried to find out who Vikki Blows is and after an extensive minute and a half of research I found out she’s a Lilliputian residing in UK who claims to originate from Hell and says, “I get my tiitys out 4 a living, its alright i do other stuff too its very rare but sometimes it happens.” And that’s fine. I’m not here to debate quantum theory, I’m here for the tiitys.

Some are NSFW:

“In Touch can exclusively reveal that Tara Reid has stripped down to pose for the cover of an upcoming issue of Playboy magazine. The American Pie star, who underwent a botched liposuction procedure in 2004, posed entirely nude for the popular magazine at a private residence on October 7 in Santa Monica, Calif. Although Tara, 33, was a bit nervous shooting, she seemed to ease into it as the day went on. “She was a bit insecure about her body when they first started,” says an insider. “She looked great and finally got into the groove.” Tara had said in the past that she would never pose for Playboy, saying, “I know there are problems with my stomach. There are bumps on it, it’s uneven, but it’s not that bad. My stomach scars are my battle wounds.“”

I used to smoke a joint with friends before art class and had a lot of fun sitting and spinning on the pottery wheel while I created things. Tara Reid looks like things I made out of clay when I was dizzy and high. I imagine her plastic surgeons feel the same way.

Here’s a preview of what you get before Playboy’s Photoshop experts perform their surgeries (some are NSFW):

“Now, the owners have fired off a nasty letter to the wannabe rapper, demanding $110,661 in unpaid rent and damages which include:

- Gutters full of cigarette butts and empty beer bottles
- A broken beer dispenser on the barbecue island
- Permanent spit marks on exterior paint
- Broken light covers
- Bent light posts
- Broken tiles
- Dead trees and plants due to failure to water
- Drawings all over the walls
- A room that was turned into a studio (without the owners’ permission)
- Broken dishwasher … with broken baskets
- Dismantled smoke detectors
- Front driveway oil-leak damage
- Master bathroom windows tinted [Ed. note: LOL, WTF?] (without owners’ permission)”

And so we don’t forget Britney is also a sloppy mess, somebody was kind enough to remind us. L&S reports:

“Just when Britney Spears’ life appears to be back on track, along comes a scathing new book that details the pop stars’ pregnancy scares, suicidal thoughts and bouts with substance abuse. “More than once, Britney was absolutely convinced that she was pregnant when she was with Justin Timberlake,” claims Steve Dennis in his explosive new biography, Britney: Inside the Dream. “The scares turned out to be false alarms, but they showed how serious the relationship was,” Dennis tells Life & Style about the ex-couple’s not-so-chaste relationship, which lasted from 1998 to 2002.

Another startling charge is that Britney, 27, chugged five cocktails after finding out she was pregnant with her and Kevin Federline’s second child, Jayden. “She was devastated, already suffering from postpartum depression [after having Sean], and it didn’t seem like a blessing at all,” Dennis says. “But Britney wasn’t reckless and didn’t drink or use drugs during the rest of her pregnancy.”

And while Dennis believes the “Womanizer” singer’s drug and alcohol abuse has been exaggerated, her depression was real, he says: “I think Britney told people she felt it would be easier to never wake up again. I think her family believed Britney was reckless enough to take her own life, but I don’t believe there was ever a serious attempt.””

These two swamp dwelling gutter slugs deserve each other. I don’t know why they just don’t get back together. Apart they’re like Pabst without blue ribbon, Oakley without blades, front porch without indoor furniture, Dale without Earnhardt.