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Lindsay Lohan Isn’t Dead Yet
Lindsay Lohan aged another 10 years this week and here she is over the last few days doing the only things she does well, partying hard and finding things to put inside her vagina. Some of these pictures are her leaving Wonderland (nightclub, not drug rehab) with a dude who, according to The Sun, is a model she just met named Petey who went back to her room at the Chateau Marmont, and was then seen leaving the next morning doing the walk of shame thing with Lindsay, and carrying her bags. I was going to say Lindsay’s vagina is like The Giving Tree, except it only gives bad things and you don’t want kids anywhere near it. So I guess it’s not like The Giving Tree at all - other than being a dead green stump.
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November 3rd, 2009 at 9:44 am
Lindsy Lowhan + diamond necklace = so coked up, she lookz 65+! Way to go! Claimed she lost ze necklace and then trade ze rockz for some real rockz of cocaine. Ze only drug ze little white mouse doez until death. God haz not given us a spirit of fear, but a Spirit of power, LOVE, AND A SOUND MIND. Don’t be drunk on wine, but be filled with ze Spirit! Mr. Bell iz doing a life sentence for murder. He waz in hiz car at 19, and a 35 year old black man “hiz cousin” kidnapped him and hiz girlfriend. They were parked on ze side of ze road, and ze guy did what he liked with Bell’z girl. He had been smoking cocaine, so he waz paralyzed in fear. After that night, Mr. Bell stopped crack cocaine: bought a hand gun and went to hiz cousin’z house and shot 6 bulletz in hiz head. Moral of ze story? Don’t do drugz named after your @$$! (crack) Don’t eat fish named after your @$$ (haliBUTT) Don’t drink beer named after your @$$ (”Heiny”kein) This iz “Tru” AKA Captain AmericaN AKA YOUtube Dudej, Hankster Ze Gangster saying later gater