Charlize Theron Kisses Girls for Charity

Charlize Theron auctioned off a kiss to benefit the ONEXONE charity last week and ended up locking lips with a girl. Us reports:

And while she was initially selling a 2010 trip to South Africa that included World Cup tickets, a safari and a meet-and-greet with Nelson Mandela, she raised the stakes when bidding stalled at $37,000, far below the $280,000 Jeremy Piven had just raised. “For f*** sake! You can do better,” she tells attendees. “There is no way I am leaving here with Jeremy Piven getting a higher bid. I’ve got t**** for God’s sake.”To sweeten the pot, she offered up a 7-second kiss for $130,000 to a male bidder. “Swine flu is going around. This is high risk kissing!” she told him. After one man bid $135,000, a woman upped the stakes to $140,000 — ascending the stage for a 20-second smooch as the audience counted down.

I know this happened last week, but it’s going up anyway because it’s a great follow for this Sienna Miller post. See, like Sienna, Charlize Theron is also a model turned actress. Sienna acts like herself, Charlize turns herself into an ugly serial killer. Charlize kisses girls to benefit charity, Sienna has sex with other people’s husbands to benefit herself. Charlize wins Academy Awards, Sienna wins trips to the abortion clinic. A better picture of these two would be a pegasus standing at the end of a rainbow in a beautiful meadow and the dump she just took steaming in the grass nearby.

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   October 26th, 2009 at 12:47 pm

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