Lindsay Lohan is Getting Worse, and Oranger

Lindsay Lohan’s dad allegedly threatened to kidnap her in the hopes that he could force her to get treatment for her obvious drug and alcohol addiction (a story which he is denying today). But that’s neither here nor there because I think there are more pressing matters at hand, such as the fact that she’s morphing into Donatella Versace. What is Donatella? Is she even legally human? She looks like she’s been dead for a while yet manages to somehow keep on living. Like she was the lab rat for Isabella Rossellini’s serum before she perfected it and gave it to Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep.

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Keywords: Donatella Versace, Lindsay Lohan