Lindsay Lohan is an Obituary Waiting to Happen

Lindsay Lohan is abusing drugs, and wallowing in self pity again. Star reports:

“The once-promising actress collapsed during a week-long party, as her vodka, cocaine and prescription pills habits caught up with her. Now as Star reports in its Oct. 26 issue — on newsstands now — her few remaining friends fear it is too late to saver her. She’s a wreck, a mess, a disaster,” one tells Star. “She an obituary waiting to happen.” Despite three trips to rehab and two DUI arrests, all before her 23rd birthday, Linds cannot stop herself from drowning her sorrows. Even the night before her big runway debut with her Emanuel Ungaro clothing line she was up till dawn partying. And once the scathing reviews were in for her line, things got worse. “She was crushed,” says one insider who saw her at a bash thrown by photographer Mario Testino. “Her eyes were red and puffy, and at one point she started shouting and tearing up.” Soon after, Lindsay collapsed on a couch and passed out. “Her friends had to get her out of there before things got any worse.” Lindsay’s career is in shambles and her tumultuous relationship with girlfriend DJ Samantha Ronson finally seems to be over for good. Lindsay even went on a bizarre Twitter tirade against Sam and her family on Oct. 13, claiming that Sam won’t speak to her “because her family will cut her off if she contacts me. They control the one I love and I’m incapable of making any sort of difference.” One of Lindsay’s friends adds, “She’s definitely hit rock bottom. The next level is six feet under.“

You can only cling to the “I had a rough childhood and my parents sucked” excuse for your self destruction for so long before people stop caring whether you live or die. Especially when the worst thing your parents are is morons. If Lindsay’s dad shot her up with heroin and raped her which sparked a decade long incestuous love affair, then I might have a shred of sympathy for Lindsay. But all I can do now is point to scenic cliffs for her to jump off of and give her train schedules so she knows the best places to park on the tracks.

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