Britney Spears Saves Megan Fox’s Life

Okay, that’s it. Megan Fox isn’t allowed to talk anymore. Here’s her latest:

Fox, who developed aerophobia in more recent years, insists plugging in the Toxic hitmaker’s tunes during flights eases her morbid fears, reports a daily. She explains, “I developed that (a fear of flying) when I turned 20. All of a sudden I got really afraid to get on airplanes. “I had to come up with a way to deal with it because I didn’t want to have panic attacks every time I get on a plane.

“I know for a fact it’s not in my destiny to die listening to a Britney Spears album, so I always put that on in my (headphones) when I’m flying because I know it won’t crash if I’ve got Britney on.“

Just because Britney Spears was a slutty flight attendant in a dumb music video doesn’t mean she’ll have magical powers over engine failure. And to prove it to Megan, I think next time she takes off I’ll stand on the end of the runway and throw seagulls at her plane. Megan needs a dose of reality and I hate seagulls. win/win

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One Response to “Britney Spears Saves Megan Fox’s Life”

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